October 28, 2009

Thoughts at the moment...

As we speak I am currently sitting in the mani/pedi room at our local day spa.

The attendant is quite the chatty Kathy.

Her name is Kristi.

Kristi G.

She has talked nonstop stop since she began.

I know that she is Thai & Caucasian.

She has a son named Jaden who was 7 lbs 4 oz when he was born and just had a birthday at the beginning of the month.

She is no longer with Jaden's father.

She lives with her mom.

They go to Thailand every other year.

They are going to a Halloween event tonight.

Jaden will be dressed as a monkey.

Kristi graduated from the same high school as me, just a year later.

Mom's phone rang.

I talk.

Mom talks.

Call is over.

Kristi: Oh who was that?

She has asked where we live, what we do, if I'm dating, why I'm not dating, who my brother is, what he and his wife do.

We have been here for over an hour.

I should've sat in the car.

She is now talking about the death of MJ.

"He was strange.... Such an innocent person."

Kill. Me. Now.

Sweet fresh minty baby Jesus in a mahogany manger.

I would almost contemplate getting a waxing, but I'm sure if she was doing it she'd talk my head off.  But as of yet I have not lost my sanity and gotten on the table like Melonie.

I think... I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

"No no Mel! Don't go into the light. The light is bad!"

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Okay.... Whew! I'm back.

Now she is about to polish the toes.

5 cmnt[s]:

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

it's called random thoughts when it's not actually going on outside your head. that is called a conversation you we're forced to listen to, and one i was forced to read. lol..

go back to thailand you chatty kathy-mel.

Stan said...

No she did not ask who was that on YOUR phone?! That's already nosey enough to ask when you actually know the person, but to ask a customer?? #FAIL

Mel said...

@tun: No one forced you to read it. You read of your own volition. Don't blame me b/c you like reading the inane stuffs on my blog :-P

@Stan: Yep, she did. Took all my home training not to say something to her.

sunnydelyte21 said...

You sure she wasn't the FBI...lol. Chic is outta control

Mel said...

@Sunny: LOL! She might've been on an undercover op.

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